What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What do you think hell is like?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

Why is sin so sweet?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

How do you relax?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is every dictators biggest fear?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever